Being English, I was attracted by the name who in the UK does not have fond memories of tea and crumpets by a roaring (gas) fire. Mr Ebay promised a nude-brown shade, think tea, think crumpets = browny shade. But Mr E-bay lied! Tea and crumpets is a lovely nude-pink shimmer polish, perfect for work but not a colour I would descibe as reminding me of tea. Or crumpets!!!Coverage is OK, sheer with one coat, OK after 2, three was the best bet and it dried quickly from base to top coat was less than 1/2 hour.In summary, a lovely colour at a good price but there are a lot of others out there like it, I doubt I'd buy it again. Although I do love the name...